After we discovered what Google thinks of Twitter we were inspired to spelunk a bit deeper intothe strange and wonderful territory of Google Suggest.
A feature from Google Labs, Suggest offers you real-time suggestions to complete your search query as you type. One of the factors in the algorithm that determines the results is the overall popularity of searches by other users.
Part illuminating, part entertaining and part terrifying, Suggest is a window into the collective search psyche of our fellow humans. And based on the contents of this list — be afraid. Be very afraid.
1. When will…
Esoteric meets practical where concerns over death and the apocalypse meet the need to procure Twilight on DVD and Windows 7.
2. Why is my g…
Attention must be paid, to one’s girlfriend and one’s goldfish. [Via questionsuggestions.com]
3. Can I have a…
Yes, you can has cheeseburger.
4. Is it impossible to l…
Obviously revealing a secret society of would-be elbow lickers. [Via gdumb]
5. Why do…
Seriously though, why do men have nipples?
6. Can you…
We get the concerns about pregnancy. But freezing cheese? Is that a thing now? [Thanks to commenter davidmbigler for this suggestion]
7. Where do…
People are apparently very concerned about the locations of Joe Biden, polar bears, penguins, Robert Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, and Jon and Kate. And of course, where babies come from.
8. How does…
Birth control, David Blaine levitating and Google
making money are near equivalent sources of mystery to the human population.
9. Can Jes…
Clearly the top question on everyone’s mind: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?
10. Can go…
Populated perhaps by the same folks wondering if Jesus can microwave a burrito. And a sizeable contingent of people with gonorrhea who want to know if gorillas can swim.
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